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If I was gay...

2007-09-17 20:13:31 by ryguypie

I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin'...

...but Patrick Swayze looked so damn fine in dirty dancing.


If I could be a super hero...

2007-07-30 23:43:30 by ryguypie

I would be Denzel Washington. Shiet.


Genital Warts

2007-07-18 22:39:08 by ryguypie

You know that feeling when you're banging some broad... and she's all like... well she doesn't know you're banging her, but then she wakes up and she's all pissed off and says you raped her, then she tries to get you arrested and shit, and she succeeds, then you're all pissed off because rapist is not a cool title to carry around, but then you're all like "Well at least I gave that bitch warts"????

It sucks.

Theoretically speaking.